i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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