its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Randomize
