I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
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I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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