Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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