did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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