i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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