before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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