I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Too much gin, very little bucket
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My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
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He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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