and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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