ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
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