This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
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