he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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