im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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