My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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