Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
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He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs