i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I skipped work to stalk him.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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