Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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