So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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