I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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