Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
