And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
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Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
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You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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