So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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