What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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