is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
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Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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