Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
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I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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