You're a womanizer and a bitch.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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