I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
i out mim tonsoeep
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