I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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