Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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