yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
