Non-Jews are for practice
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
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I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
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