so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I deserve to be covered in dicks
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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