Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Just invented taco cereal.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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