Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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