I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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