You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
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i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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