I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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