omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
you will always have a special place in my vag
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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