all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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