She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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