I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
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Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
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My Sexting was not on an AP level
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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