You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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