i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
You're a waste of cheezeits
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Randomize
