normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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