ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
