North Korea, Best Korea!
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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