Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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