would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
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All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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