I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
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the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
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I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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