Christians are straight up FREAKS
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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