After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
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You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
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I just forgot I was standing up.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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