This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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