My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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