I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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