Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
