Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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