He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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