Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
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just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
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Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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