Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
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my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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