She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
this hospital has no fireball
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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