don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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